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Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahawks and Super Bowl Topics. Tomorrow's Topic: "Tom Brady's Balls.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.
Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.
Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.
Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.
A mother__ eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you__e right.
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
The P-38 WWII Nazi handgun looks comical lying on the breakfast table next to a bowl of oatmeal.
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.