humor-quotes

Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol.

Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.

I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.

Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.

I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.

My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had always persisted in the humiliating belief that I am a transparent character and that anyone can read what is passing in my mind.