humor-quotes

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

If you have pain in your ass, it doesn__ mean you have done something wrong, but it__ probably because you__e wearing your little brother__ underwear.

If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.

Owning a drone does not a pilot make.

You never know what you will find in your pants!

You know what I could use? A thrill.

Look deep into your own eyes so you may see your greatness and recognize the gifts that you were uniquely placed on this planet to learn from, to share, and to teach.

There is never another one of you in exactly the same spot you are in right now, so give yourself a break and release blame from the past so you can be free to move around the future!!

I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke about anything but I never laugh at nobody. Good humor is about laughing with not about laughing at.

A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

I hang around kids so people will assume when I act like one it's because I'm babysitting.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say _ except to go soar with the freakin_ eagles.