marriage-humor

Love protects and preserves in all times.

The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.

O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word.

Love endures every circumstance; Love never loses hope, never loses faith and never gives up.

A joyful soul, a grateful spirit full of love and light!

The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents_ wedding.

To see a man__ true colours, tell him that you don__ plan on having sex with him. To see a woman__ true colours, tell her that you don__ plan on marrying her.

First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men who are anything but. However. For lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are the values of america :Sensitivity is more important than Truth. Feelings are more important than Facts. Commitment is more important than Individuality. Children are more important than People. Safety is more important than Fun.I always hear women say 'Y'know married men live longer'. Yes. And an indoor cat also, lives longer.

First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men who are anything but. However. For lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are the values of america :Sensitivity is more important than Truth. Feeling are more important than Facts. Commitment is more important than Individuality. Children are more important than People. Safety is more important than Fun.I always hear women say 'Y'know married men live longer'. Yes. And an indoor cat also, lives longer.

Most of a husband__ life is spent in doing research on his wife.

Tying the know means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death.

Such a mad marriage never was before.

You need to be my wife to win with me.

Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are.

Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight__ust not without my trousers!

Marriage is a necessary evil

The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that__ bad luck. You know what__ worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I__e read studies. It__ like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.

While you__e singing something romantic, I can__ get the lyrics to __ove and Marriage_ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.