humour

Max?' he asked.'Yeah?''...What are you doing?''Shooting people.

A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, __elp.

You dance?___ think that might be overly optimistic,_ he said. __ do something. I__l try not to hurt you.

Isn__ he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

He__ never been shy, but he__ always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn__ believe they liked him.

I__l always be your friend,_ he said. __our best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too._ He groaned and shifted in his chair. __oon. I want to be that soon._ Then a look came over him. __h Gina_I didn__ even court you! God, I should date you first before I beg you to take off your clothes!

I mean, I don__ want to pass judgment__ just wish my husband didn__ shoot deer.___h, Mel, don__ worry. I__e been hunting with your husband__he deer are completely safe.

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don__ feel bad. It happens all the time.

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Focus. She__ Maddie. Your friend. Would you eyeball Keith or Dane__ butt like that? ~ Zach

Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it__ going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you

Then what__ this?_ She raised her glass of expensive wine, used it to indicate their plush surroundings.His gaze followed her indication around the dim-lit, upmarket Italian restaurant. __inner in comfort.___ith a side order of persuasion?___ore like an offer I__ hoping you can__ refuse.

Meet Logan Jackson, smug, self-entitled, proud, arrogant, trust-fund brat.

Peyton, I__ not married and you__e not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.

Is there a reason why you__e standing there, staring out the window and watching the neighbors? Are we preparing to kill them and drag them down to the basement and bury them alive?

I knew that I was talented. I was positive about that. I wasn__ sure exactly what I was talented at, but I was ambitious enough to wait it out and see what turned up.

So off had gone John to the wars again. But he had not remained for long in the position of a humble volunteer. Colonel Clifton, commanding the 1st Regiment of Dragoons, no sooner heard that Crazy Jack was back then he enrolled him as an extra aide-de-camp.

I am a writer, I'm supposed to be intense and emotional,