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My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

The inmates made jokes about the chair, the way people always make jokes about things that frighten them but can't be gotten away from.

Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I made a decision to fight for my friend in prison. It was a deliberate decision. It isn't the only way-it's just something I decided.

If you were to ask Jarod Kintz_ what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz

If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too.

Being a Muslim is not a joke but a challenge. If you think it is, come and live in Pakistan where you will know about Muslims' enemies around the globe

I hear sweets help these kind of things, too_ -Jared__hat kind of things is that?_ -April__ don__ know._ He shrugs before adding, __oman troubles, heartbreak, Twilight ending? Whatever bugs your mind._-Jared

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!

Life as a private investigator, slash bounty hunter wasn__ all Gary Beck wanted it to be. There weren__ any big mansions on a palm beach owned by an affluent writer generous enough to let him live rent-free and use his spare Ferrari. But then you have to ask yourself, what could you expect living on a planet like Deanna? As a third-rate colony in the Terran Empire, Deanna had more than its fair share of dull moments. It orbits a star called Ramalama. If you think that__ funny, Deanna__ two moons are called Ding and Dong, respectively (this is a local joke) and one of them falls down occasionally.

Alecto_ what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, Mearth__ super 8 films, those powers of yours_ how would they react?___ don__ know,_ said Alecto, __ut ordinary people like a show, especially when it__ a disturbing one. They enjoy seeing misery_ probably because it allows them to pretend that they themselves are not so miserable, too. Also, they would probably find out about you, how you know about Personifications, how you saw the films_ they would put us in cages and throw peanuts at us, I guess.___ll joking aside, Alecto.___ho is joking, Mandy Valems?

On Mars, the joke went, a man__ hole was his castle where values of castle approached dorm room.

At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies themselves were away travelling. It was a cross between a stable and a potato-cellar, and, if I had not seen the worktable with the chemical apparatus, I would have thought it a practical joke.(Wilhelm Ostwald on seeing the Curie's laboratory facilities.)

I'm the most famous person, problem is people don't know it yet_

When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

There is a somewhat time-worn joke about people taking up library work because they like to read : the joke consisting of the fact that librarians have so little time to read. But, I tell you, those who do not, and there are some, are in the wrong profession.

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

If a black black cat crosses your path, it suggests that the animal is going somewhere.