joke

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Jack didn__ fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn__ comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus_ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn__ stop laughing and had to sit down.

The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

A joke's a very serious thing.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

This two quotes make me laugh"Andre Linoge: Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, COME ON IN." (Stephen King on Storm of the Century)"We are on location, not on vacation"(Unnatural 2015 Film)Everyday when I read it or I repeat it makes me laugh it's kind a joke. The first one is a killer joke, the second one is...(you guess from who is this joke!)

He who makes fun of a short and fat man__ weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.