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Horror can damage your brain" - HAHAHAHA the best joke ever heard (It was said by GreenHollyWood". I really don't believe in that in case I use them to relax!

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don__ even ask.

An Irishman walks into a pub,_ she begins and the bar went silent. __he bartender asks him, __hat'll you have?__ Her Irish accent was spot on. __he man says, __ive me three pints of Guinness, please._ The bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.__he bartender says, __ir, no need to order as many at a time. I__l keep an eye on it and when you get low, I'll bring you a fresh one._ The man replies, __ou don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, me brothers have three Guinness stouts too, and we're drinking together.___he bartender thought this a wonderful tradition and every week the man came in and ordered three beers._ January__ playing and voice became more solemn, dramatic. __ut one week, he ordered only two._ The crowd oohed and ahhed. __e slowly drank them,_ she continued darkly, __nd then ordered two more. The bartender looked at him sadly. __ir, I know your tradition, and, agh, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for your loss.___he man looked on him strangely before it finally dawned on him. __h, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking.

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Yo Mama__ so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, __lap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

What__ the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Yo Mama__ so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.