humorous-quotes

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants_ unwillingness to work.

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

There isn__ anything I can tell you that you don__ already know,_ Melly answered.__es, but if we already know it then you__e not telling us anything new,_ Bea said, thinking her way through the carriages of fear on the witch__ train of thought, __nd if we don__ tell you what we know and what we don__ know, then you won__ know if you__e actually told us something we don__ know, and what you don__ know we don__ know won__ hurt you.__elly stared at Bea, her cigarette hanging from her lip in defeat.__id that make sense?_ Joan asked.__es,_ Melly said slowly, __ut it probably shouldn__ have done.

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

It__ a terrible person who listens to what we say rather than what we mean

Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college.""Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire.""And you dated one of the firefighters for six months. You're welcome. Back to my problem.

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won__ kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

CAME" - Crownless Ambition Must Emerge - Genereux Philip

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.