humorous-quotes

Then perhaps you don__ need it. I think the scar gives you character, even if it does mar those pretty tattoos. Would make for great tavern stories if you didn__ cover it._ Neferre laughed flatly and stuck her hands in her pockets. __here__ nothing great about getting mugged, Ziro._ Ziro laughed, her deep voice jiggling her second chin. __h, aye. But no one said you had to tell the truth now, did they?

Return me safely to my home,_ the princess said, __nd I shall reward you with your weight in eggs._ Olorun snorted derisively. __ou__e joking, right?_ The woman__ eyes flitted in embarrassment. __ow wait a minute,_ said Helianthus. __e__e talkin_ eggs here. What sort of eggs? Ostrich eggs?_ Neferre made an impatient noise. __el! She doesn__ have any eggs! Unless they__e hidden in a very . . . delicate place._ Neferre grinned at the princess. __ell me your eggs are hidden where I think they__e hidden.

And now that I have been scammed once, I felt like it could not happen to me again.

Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life.

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

Opposities are married.

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights)

Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

For me, every week is a fashion week.

Realism is criminal.

I'm a Baroque person. More than Baroque, I'm a Rococo person. I don't draw straight lines.

I'm like a circus standing on two legs.