humorous-quotes

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

What__ the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

If you have pain in your ass, it doesn__ mean you have done something wrong, but it__ probably because you__e wearing your little brother__ underwear.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Yo Mama__ so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white.

Yo Mama__ so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be?

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.