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A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!
You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.
They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!
You can__ take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!
You have two choices... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!
If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...Don't take life WAY too seriously.
Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.
Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.
MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!
Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!
MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it__ still hot and peeing alone.
People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.
Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It__ important & absolutely necessary!
MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!
Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!
Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.
I don__ need a personal trainer_ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I__ not supposed to!