Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.
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Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you__e right.
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.
When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law.
I__ much more than a writer _ I__ someone who puts different words together in an interesting way.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.