Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
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Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I__ like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honour. Then, after the lap of honour, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Halshaw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)
I__ much more than a writer _ I__ someone who puts different words together in an interesting way.