smartass

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!

You__e injured._ He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.__e need to get that cleaned up.___t__l be fine,_ I wave it off. __y mom will descend upon me with a bottle ofperoxide the second I hit the door.

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?_ I questioned. __hat would be almost like being brain dead...

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass_ after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.

if you can__ acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm was throbbing, stiff, and painful. "Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound?" she joked. She hated the sight of blood, especially her own. "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." He dug into his pocket and brought out his stele. "It would have been a lot less painful.

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Oh, hey, kettle, I__ pot and wow, you__e black._ - Owen

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

Jehovah__ Witness? Don__ sweat it. I__ going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I__ pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won__ be there.

Stars are everything and nothing that we think they are.They are their own world, but through an act of will we make them part of ours. They are the diamonds of the gods, the lights at a stadium where angels play a midnight game of baseball.They__e fairy farts that have been set ablaze! Mostly, they__e just an untouchable beauty that__ so far away, it__ the only place safe enough to store our secret hopes and dreams. When we see a shooting start, we all make a wish. But what nobody admits is how afraid they are of actually catching something that fell from heaven. I__ not afraid to burn. ~Hadrian