sarcasm

Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn how to chop onions and use a propane grill. Great. Awesome.

As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.

Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.___o, mija. They don__ want you dead.___hen explain this._ I handed him the picture.He chuckled again.__o, they don__ want you dead. That would be too easy. They want revenge.__old sweat broke out all over me, but I kept my face calm. I looked at him straight in the eye.__ell, then they are going to be quite disappointed, aren__ they?_ I flashed my teeth at him.__enorita, you might want to warn Senor Smith, you see, my nephew he doesn__ like to share, and if he sees another man after you, he__l get very, eh, aggressive._ The silver fox looked at me and winked.__h, he won__ have to worry._ I said as I was walking out the door. __ doubt he will be alive long enough to know Agent Smith.__hen I slammed the door.

When you succumb to cynicism, darkness, pessimism and sarcasm you are amplifying imbalance and negativity.

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife.

Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

All right, we need a way to get inot the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.

The sun came out the next day, which it had no right to do.

You're about as delicate as an AK-47.

Coming into your powers can be a very confusing time. Perhaps there is a book on the subject. If you like, we can go see Marian."Yeah, right. Choices and Changes. A Modern Girl's Guide to Casting. My Mom Wants to Kill Me: A Self-Help Book For Teens.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

Please, be sure to display your stickers, so that I won__ misplace any of you. I lost a few people, while crossing the street, during the last tour. I didn__ think it was a big deal, but apparently, the boss frowns upon that sort of thing.

I couldn__ very well make a special delivery to the door of the constabulary now could I? And he__ have made the perfect scapegoat. That aura of misery he wraps himself in. So Byronesque. He__ too immersed in his own guilt to ever suspect it in another.

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked?Jace: I was following you.Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?

Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.