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In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the air!

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me

You know, Mac,__admus said still looking out the window. __e may have to work on the way we tell our story _apparently it__ not amusing enough._ ____l try to include a joke between __e bled to death__nd __he city burned_.__achaon responded tersely.

Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle in his ear, then actually patted him on the head as if he was some slavering lapdog. "You might have escaped the gallows, lad, but you was already well hung.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.__ronically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us.__ wish I had a chocolate cake!_ I exclaimed, staring up.No cake appeared, though I did get a few wry glances. Andrew__ body shook with silent laughter while Lucia gaveme raised eyebrows.__hat? It worked for the Fallen Angels.

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...

The apex of mathematical achievement occurs when two or more fields which were thought to be entirely unrelated turn out to be closely intertwined. Mathematicians have never decided whether they should feel excited or upset by such events.

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories_ and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?

The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge.

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.