funny-quotes

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

I DON__ KNOW! I HAVE NO FREAKIN_ IDEA. I__ ONLY FIFTEEN. I want my mom.

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

Don´t let egos get in the way to ruin your day. If someone holds their inflated ego, blow it away!

In the days before computers and emails,_ she explained, __eople used to write messages on paper and send them to each other using a fax machine. It__ sort of like sending a photograph through a telephone line. Hardly anyone uses a fax these days. They__e very old fashioned,_ she continued, __ut they used to be very popular once upon a time. Lots of little children used to send their letters to Santa that way._ "Wow!_ said Poppy Noodle. __hat sounds like Magic._ __o,_ answered Flora sharply. __hat__ not Magic, that__ technology. Never confuse the two.

I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

You don´t need a stage to prove that you´re a bad speaker.

I chase goals, not girls.

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn__ setting the standard very high." -Ember, Darkness Of Light