funny-quotes

It was me__ dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.___mber (Darkness Of Light)

Cale! Have you had a female in here?__alic laughed carelessly. __epends on when you're referring to.

You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.___ou don't seem like the type of guy who gets lonely.___s that a compliment or an insult?__nalia only shrugged.

The first time I saw a mermaid in my dream, and she looked so real...THAT.'s fishy!!

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

The higher you rise in the business ladder, the smaller your balls become.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.

GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.