drink

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year for it is wrong to add fire to fire.

It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Eat bread at pleasure drink wine by measure.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

He who laughs lasts.