drink

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows, by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.

Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

We had gone out there to pass the beautiful day of high summer like true Irishmen - locked in the dark Snug of a public house.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.