witty-quotes

The important thing to remember is not to forget

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

This is unacceptable! We__e English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be!" - Governor Dewar

Deep down, he's shallow.

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

I know that you__e worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn__ going to help anyone.

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.