witty-quotes

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

I chase goals, not girls.

The only sharks I__ afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".

Dear Marie Tussaud,Fake people are everywhere, you do not have to waste wax creating them

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.