thank

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them.

It is always dullest before the yawn.

I've been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.

I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through.

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.

It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.

Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband.

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me.

Father God, we thank you for your grace and your mercy, for allowing us to be together under your covenant and God we thank you for the revelations and for the breakthroughs; for your direction and for your healing. We thank you God for the opportunity to just be a vessel for your kingdom. God we trust you, we love you, we honor you, and all glory is yours. Amen

The time of persecution and problems is the time to thank and praise God