thank

I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing.

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.

Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means "I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry."

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.