romantic-comedy

I give him a skeptical look. __ou want to show me your dick?___f it__l help convince you._ He drains the last drops of his Scotch and stands up. __ome on, let__ go.

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials

He held up his hand, and in it was... Oh, God. The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

You know what?_ he whispered, out of breath, __ou__e about to be in a whole lot of trouble. We probably better go.

That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.

I am bigger than the box I'm in.

You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how. -Rhett Bulter, Gone with the Wind_ _ Margaret Mitchell

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

He pulled forth and waggled a leash.A leash.To go around her neck.

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn__ leave me for someone prettier.

Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?___entleman may still wear them, but I__ afraid the problem is that there aren__ many left.

...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore.

I know this sounds very Neanderthal but I want a man that would just take me, ravage me, and do what he pleases with me. I frankly don__ care what he does or how he does it. I just want it to be fucktastic. I want some bodies slamming, head banging, and wild animalistic beastie craze sex. You Jane, me Tarzan kind of sex.

She had platonic all but tattooed on her forehead.

I__e got more faith in my shotgun than any man, that__ for sure.

How can I be more important than someone else? Isn__ every life important?

From Chloe's Secret--coming soon__hat are you saying?_____ saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.___s there a __ut_ coming next?___ut the funny thing is, when I didn__ want to love you__t happened anyway.__e slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. __ don__ know what to say.__e smiled. __ay whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don__ have to.__e was right; I didn__ have to. He wasn__ asking anything of me.