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The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.

The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

You know what, your imagination works faster than your mind.

If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. Marshall

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Accepting necessary conflicts for the sake of improving the lives of children is the only fundamental moral crusade that matters.

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.