Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I'm single because I was born that way.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.