classic-insult

He has Van Gogh__ ear for music.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

DESDEMONA: I hope my noble lord esteems me honest.OTHELLO: Oh, ay, as summer flies are in the shambles,That quicken even with blowing. O thou weed,Who art so lovely fair and smell__t so sweetThat the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst ne'er been born!DESDEMONA: Alas, what ignorant sin have I committed?OTHELLO: Was this fair paper, this most goodly book,Made to write __hore_ upon?