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Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?""Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?""Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.

I recall the story of the philosopher and the theologian... The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old quip about a philosopher resembling a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat _ which wasn't there. __hat may be,_ said the philosopher, __ut a theologian would have found it.

I__ relieved to seethat even brilliant physicists make mistakes.__ohler looked over. __hat do you mean?___hoever wrote that note made a mistake. That column isn__ Ionic. Ionic columns are uniform in width. That one__ tapered. It__ Doric__he Greek counterpart. A common mistake.__ohler did not smile. __he author meant it as a joke, Mr. Langdon. Ionic means containing ions__lectrically charged particles. Most objects contain them.

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook.

There was a seminar for advanced students in Zürich that I was teaching and von Neumann was in the class. I came to a certain theorem, and I said it is not proved and it may be difficult. Von Neumann didn__ say anything but after five minutes he raised his hand. When I called on him he went to the blackboard and proceeded to write down the proof. After that I was afraid of von Neumann.

And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he__l surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that.

We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Kell managed an echo of her smile, and [Lila] gasped. "What's that on your face?"The smile vanished. "What?""Never mind," she said, laughing. "It's gone.

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

You can't deal with being odd?...Become like them...Become drug delear...Live their lifes... have fun...and be honest...

CUSTOMER: I__ always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you__e buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

People take life as a gift even as a joke. But both cases it's not a gift - how everything is gave, the same moment it can be taken. One moment it's needed to do this and one moment you have. Still thinking it's a joke??It's not really, Santa Clause is a killer, the guy who ruin everything was by Loverboy he is just kill the all biatches, but he was with Santa Clause they both worked together... (I think that the moment was taken, you don't have it. The Gift is gone, the joke was taken. Because you were wrong!)

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We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?

For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.