CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
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Jen Campbell
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CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?
CUSTOMER: I don__ know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive.
CUSTOMER:_If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other times, other cultural backgrounds, brilliant minds who give us a new perspective on life and the world - something we all need from time to time. - Cornelia Funke
CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren__ they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exciting.
CUSTOMER: I__ always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you__e buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.
These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've got travelling bookshops, and bookshops underground. We've got bookshops in barns, in caravans and in converted Victorian railway stations. We've even got booksellers selling books in the middle of a war. Are bookshops still relevant? They certainly are.All bookshops are full of stories, and stories want to be heard.