humorous-quotes

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

Of all the things in the world, I'm particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forget the human stupidity in particular!

You didn__ just accidentally win my favor,_ I dispute, slowly shaking myforehead against his. __ou earned it. Now, if I can just save your life twenty or thirty more times_We might actually be able to call it even.

Without hope we fail to exist.

Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

come on, you shouldn't continue to disturb your mind with everything. Avoid thinking about anything at all, leave something, keep something and think about something!

Anyway, it__ unthinkable! Dragons and knights are born enemies. They need to be enemies just like dogs hate cats, cats hate mice and mice hate scientists. Without somebody to hate where would all the hate go? The hate would just boil up inside you, eat away and cause you to have indigestion then a heart attack. We need to release the anger, and we release it on dragons who release it back on us. We slay them and they roast us. It is the natural order of things, Emma.

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, __ou stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger.