humor-inspirational

Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I__ thought about him in his underwear.Much.He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch.

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

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Certainly there are things in life that money can__ buy, but it__ very funny _ Did you ever try buying them without money.

You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

This town, this country, this world, is full to the brim with clever people, and just look at it. Never been in such awful shape. Clever people don't give a damn about anybody but themselves. Too busy being clever. The world doesn't need anymore clever people. It needs people with wisdom.

If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the world

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

The minute you stop caring about your business, is the same minute your business stops caring about you.

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.