humor-inspirational

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and they will reach the right conclusion. You will think that all you need to do is point out where their interests lie, and they will act politically to maximize them. You will believe in polling and focus groups: you will believe that if you ask people what their interests are, they will be aware of them and will tell you, and will vote on it. You will not have any need to appeal to emotion---indeed, to do so would be wrong! You will not have to speak of values; facts and figures will suffice. You will not have to change people's brains; their reason should be enough. You will not have to frame the facts; they will speak for themselves. You just have to get the facts to them...

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.

Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, 'Don't worry, everything is going to be all right.

Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can__ get me out of the story. I__ the plot, babe, and don__ ever forget it.

Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

Of all the things in the world, I'm particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forget the human stupidity in particular!

A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

God helps those who strut their stuff.

... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.