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He dragged me back - just in time. A tree had crashed down on to the side walk, just missing us. Poirot stared at it, pale and upset. "It was a near thing that! But clumsy, all the same - for I had no suspicion - at least hardly any suspicion. Yes, but for my quick eyes, the eyes of a cat, Hercule Poirot might now be crushed out of existence - a terrible calamity for the world. And you, too, mon ami - though that would not be such a national catastrophe." "Thank you," I said coldly.

AC
Agatha Christie

The Big Four

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Gentlemen,_ the king called out, __nd ladies, First Meal is getting cold._ Which was the cue for everyone to head back to the dining room and actually eat what had been only studiously ignored up until now. With Payne safe and at home, appetites were free to roam once more . . . although as God was his witness he was not going to think about what the hell that surgeon and his sister were no doubt about to get into. As he groaned, Jane tightened her arm around his waist. __re you all right?_ He glanced down at his shellan. __ don__ think my sister is old enough to have sex._ __, she__ the same age you are._ He frowned for a moment. Was she? Or had he been born first? Yeah, only one place to go for the answer to that. Shit, he hadn__ even thought of his mother in all this. And now that he was . . . he had absolutely no desire or interest to pop up there and announce that Payne was doing great, fuck you very

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J.R. Ward

Lover Unleashed

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Westcliff sees an odd sort of logic in why you would finally be the one to win St. Vincent__ heart. He says a girl like you would appeal to_hmm, how did he put it?_I can__ remember the exact words, but it was something like_you would appeal to St. Vincent__ deepest, most secret fantasy._ Evie felt her cheeks flushing while a skirmish of pain and hope took place in the tired confines of her chest. She tried to respond sardonically. __ should think his fantasy is to consort with as many women as possible._ A grin crossed Lillian__ lips. __ear, that is not St. Vincent__ fantasy, it__ his reality. And you__e probably the first sweet, decent girl he__ ever had anything to do with._ __e spent quite a lot of time with you and Daisy in Hampshire,_ Evie countered. That seemed to amuse Lillian further. ____ not at all sweet, dear. And neither is my sister. Don__ say you have been laboring under that misconception all this time?

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as you know that prior to Search Enggine (google, yahoo, bing etc) our knowledge comes from books. and we often underestimate the cover of the book before reading it. where the universe and everything in it were all neatly recorded in the book .. but unfortunately, lately reduced book reader interest. and tonight I say that the inspiration of the book far more powerful than anything .. not even a lot of writers who took also into his imagination. yes, I started to read

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Snuggling comfortably in her corner, Beatrix gave her older sister a perplexed glance. __in? You have the oddest look on your face. Is something the matter?_ Win had frozen in the act of lifting a teacup to her lips, her blue eyes round with alarm. Following her sister__ gaze, Amelia saw a small reptilian creature slithering up Beatrix__ shoulder. A sharp cry escaped her lips, and she moved forward with her hands raised. Beatrix glanced at her shoulder. __h, drat. You__e supposed to stay in my pocket._ She plucked the wriggling object from her shoulder and stroked him gently. __ spotted sand lizard,_ she said. __sn__ he adorable? I found him in my room last night._ Amelia lowered her hands and stared dumbly at her youngest sister. __ou__e made a pet of him?_ Win asked weakly. __eatrix, dear, don__ you think he would be happier in the forest where he belongs?_ Beatrix looked indignant. __ith all those predators? Spot wouldn__ last a minute._ Amelia found her voice. __e won__ last a minute with me, either. Get rid of him, Bea, or I__ going to flatten him with the nearest heavy object I can find._ __ou would murder my pet?_ __ne doesn__ murder lizards, Bea. One exterminates them._ Exasperated, Amelia turned to Merripen. __ind some cleaning women in the village, Merripen. God knows how many other unwanted creatures are lurking in the house. Not counting Leo._ Merripen disappeared at once. __pot is the perfect pet,_ Beatrix argued. __e doesn__ bite, and he__ already house-trained._ __ draw the line at pets with scales._ Beatrix stared at her mutinously. __he sand lizard is a native species of Hampshire__hich means Spot has more right to be here than we do._ __evertheless, we will not be cohabiting.

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Lisa Kleypas

Mine Till Midnight