funny-humor

Oh, hey, kettle, I__ pot and wow, you__e black._ - Owen

...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once with their spears, and with force of themselves they smote Sir Lancelot's horse reverse to the earth. And by misfortune Sir Bors smote Sir Lancelot through the shield into the side...

You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I'll make you a rich woman.

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.

Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?_ __est compliment I__e had in a while.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Play and be happy.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?

Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?_ By his words you__ think he was giving me a choice. Like I could say,no deal, honey bunch, I__ off to shout your secret from the rooftops, and he__ be like, oh no please don__ do that. Inreality, he__ have to kill me.

Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. __ou're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one._ Ian shot him an unamused look at his words.

Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. __et__ hurry up and pay before she_-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-__ees something shiny and we lose her again.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Dogs are angels full of poop.