Nick John Whittle

An upturned life is righted in the box.

Those what yielded the extra lolly were gevyn a clothe to put over themselves when they dost cash in their chips, and were told to staye where they lay until they be picked up. - From "Three Interesting Facts about Undertakers

Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I__ like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honour. Then, after the lap of honour, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Halshaw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)

Byron said once of the sea: __he monsters of the deep are made; each zone obeys thee; thou goest forth, dread, fathomless, alone,_ yet Sebastian called it, __ place where nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricassee_. Each to their own.