comebacks

She stops chewing and brings the chains on her wrist up to her nose and sniffs. She pulls away with a mild disgusted expression. "Definitely smells like a skank...

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

I have abstained from expressing any opinion, so far," says Mr. Superintendent, with his military voice still in good working order. "I have now only one remark to offer, on leaving this case in your hands. There IS such a thing, Sergeant, as making a mountain out of a mole-hill. Good-morning.""There is also such a thing as making nothing out of a mole-hill, in consequence of your head being too high to see it." Having returned his brother-officer's compliment in those terms, Sergeant Cuff wheeled about, and walked away to the window by himself.

How soon do you think it is? Time will tell me. When it's autumn, the leaves fall. When the time comes, I'll know it. [Responding to a question about when he will start throwing his slider in his attempt to comeback from a career-ending stroke.]

Tony poured wine into each glass and handed one to Claire. __o you remember when we had wine at the Red Wing?__laire closed her eyes, recalling the scene from a lifetime ago, and nodded. __ do._____ been watching you for years. I was so nervous that night. I thought I was planning your acquisition._ He looked into his red liquid. Her stance straightened, __f you__e using business metaphors, may I suggest hostile takeover. It__ more appropriate.

The bastard kissed her. She was so mad, she bit him hard enough to draw blood. Raphael pulled back, lip already beginning to swell. __e are no longer even, Elena. You__e now in debt.___ou can deduct it from my slow and painful death.

You__e too much of a bitch to go gently into that good night.___ou should put that on a greeting card.

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed."Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said." Massie said through her teeth.

Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked.

you ask too many questions," snapped Cletus.I kept my gaze on Roman. "that's because I get too few answers.

I__ nobody__ bitch._ He growled low and threatening.__ut you were mine._ Kane cut in deep and matter of fact.

The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. __ice knife._ The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage__ chest. Shit. Missed the neck. __ere, have another one.

Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here?_ she asked looking at him with a coy smile. __id we come for bait?

Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.

It must be horny douchebag day,_ she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag__ strap up on her shoulder.