Will Advise

A heart is all that didn't get removed.

With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck to achieve what no man has ever done before _ namely melt the ice in a wax figure__ beaten heart that was chopped off and hidden 50 meters under the polar ice caps in Alaska, to protect it from feeling.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

Rain is the purest of natural happenings.

Trees are where Nature has simply begun

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home.

Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

Youir're doing this wrong.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

people decided that trees have no feelings

To share is just to align with a person.

Love can be simply the absence of tension.

To adore one has to yearn.

If it's public, it's not bonding.