spelling

One piece of wisdom a writer quickly learns ~ typos keep you humble.

Thanks to the nation's testing mania (which I like to call 'No Child Left Untested' rather than 'No Child Left Behind'), children are being barraged with a nonstop volley of standardized tests. From kindergarten to graduate school, students are subjected to an unprecedented number of high-stakes tests

Sex is a three letter word even the worst speller in the world can spell.

Life is like a little book written With a whole lot of surprise.Spell a word that doesn´t fit inAnd that´s a spell in desguise.

If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.

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Youir're doing this wrong.

If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.

Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney," he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. "You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

Really, it is unfair to say that English spelling is not an accurate rendering of speech. It is _ it's only that it renders the speech of the 16th century.

Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. "You know what I mean!

It's good netiquette to judge others by the the intent of their words not content of characters. NetworkEtiquette.net

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction, and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God, and not by your own effort, transfers the thing to our heavenly home--where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction, but it leaves you naked and bankrupt.

The police have no leads as yet on the person or persons who painted obscene suggestions on the buildings. One store owner said he was going to leave a dictionary on a public bench so the vandals could at least spell the obscenities correctly.