Will Advise

Love is always more than friendship.

Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness.

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

Life is always just to learn.

On building homes for fallen angels:When I was small - I sought a home,a place to go and rest my bones.Then founded something, of my own,I lived among the restless stones.If seeking leads you back to evil,what good is that, I asked a weevil.He said a home is what you make,it can't be real, if it is fake...And if you wait instead of seek,will you find love, or something bleak?I know (myself) for I have found,a beauty, hidden _ in a sound.Waiting is boring.And so is exploring.A smile is sometimes all it takes.And then your whole world simply breaks.

All Authors come from the unified countrynent known as Australia. Authors live in the future where love is external.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

To fix hearts one must know one's own.

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...

If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.

I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of _, and _ is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..

A river starts by longing for the ocean...

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?