Steve Martin

I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.

...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a by-product. The course was more plodding than heroic: I did not strive valiantly against doubters but took incremental steps studded with a few intuitive leaps.

Be so good they can__ ignore you.