Mark Jackman

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,_ the dog offered earnestly. __t__ a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it__ one of the slowest songs I can think of. You__ have been better off doing a slow waltz to something with that tempo. The other factor may have been the large amount of beer you consumed beforehand.

Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.

His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen, when in an uncharacteristic error of judgement he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.

Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver__ autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick Out", would know that perception was way off the mark.

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,_ the inventor said. __he hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.

His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own savings in wooden socks, an invention that never caught on as he had hoped.

The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the butcher, stay for the meat.

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it__ no good living in the fucking past.

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.

My mortgage isn__ getting any cheaper and I can__ run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don__ get me wrong, the Big Man Upstairs does what he can but I__e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

My mortgage isn__ getting any cheaper and I can__ run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don__ get me wrong, the Big Man upstairs does what he can but I__e never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the death of his sister by going down on her best friend for seven days and seven nights.