witty

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.

But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in first class and save one point two million dollars.

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir?

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that__ the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

I'm an angel. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you__e having a churro.

Fancy 'avin' to say you work for the Murder Squad, eh, Miss? Don't exactly warm folk to you, does it?

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

We are entrusting thousands of strangers with our innermost thoughts and feelings, and then we're expecting them to be careful with those feelings. As much as we want it to be, the Internet is not a safe space. It is not a place where we can lay our burdens down and heal. Why? Because there are too many people there who do not give an ounce of a shit about our well-being. They do not deserve our rawness, and they will not treat it with care.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains.

Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.

What were you supposed to say to people you barely knew? That was the kind of thing I needed lessons in - forget algebra and history.