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This is unacceptable! We__e English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be! - Governor Dewar

Actually, the situation was intolerable. But then it was surprising how much intolerableness a man could tolerate.

Good,_ he said. __ause Maggie__ all the nightmare I can take.__ smiled. __us, I never knew you dreamed of me.__e gave me a one-fingered salute.

In all small things be honest and the big ones will take care of themselves.

It's not so bad."Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying.""I'll get used to it. So will you.""I... I don't think I'll be able to.""I'll be there to help when you need it.""But I hate you."Valkyrie smiled. "No you don't.""No, I do. I want to kill you and stuff.""We actually became friends in those caves.""That's not what happened, " said Melancholia."We're pals. We're buddies._ "If my wrists weren't in shackles, my hands would be round your throat.""You want to hug my throat because we're friends.

PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.

He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?""I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. "And I want to do it slowly, in front of a lot of people. Using a hammer."Skulduggery nodded. "Very healthy.

Now it's my turn to give you advice." The tightened his grip, eliminating any doubt about whether he was as ready for this as she was. "Any time you're talking about having hot, dirty sex that makes you come so hard your whole world turns neon, the last thing you want to bring into the conversation is the word 'little'".

He didn't even know how to talk about it. He had practiced not talking about the things he knew until no man could be called his equal.

Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.

One of the great advantages ofhaving a library,your eminence,is that it is full of books.

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.

As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man," said Suzy. "Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least the thumb and the little finger. I mean, I'm his top General, and all. So if I say you're in, you're in.