satire-quotes

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?

An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Any fool can start a religion. And many do.

They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.