mother-in-law

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.

I__ creating a self help show called Self Talk. I__l insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law.

A mother gives you a life, a mother-in-law gives you her life.

On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.

For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And when Mrs. Harrington slipped a solitaire diamond into her hand as she went, instead of disliking it she enjoyed its feel on her finger, and the flash of it in the light. She thanked Mrs. Harrington for it with real gratitude. But it made her feel more than ever engaged to marry her mother-in-law.

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions.""Then why did you go into teaching?""It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils.

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she__l end up taking over.

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

Life - with or without softener- is hard

I consider you mine, because Donna considered you hers.

I was thinking of murder, mutilation and dessert like Ignacia Sandoval__ instructions for delectable empanadas made of minced mother-in-law__ tongue (said to induce peace and harmony in your household), or the gonads of your cheating husband (a savory dish to add spice to your lovemaking).