insults

After a year of therapy my psychiatrist said to me "Maybe life isn't for everyone."

I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Lloyd George could not see a belt without hitting below it.

Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.

Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.

I just thought you might like to know that I passed a kennel on the way to the game and your mother is all right.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

A fly Sir may sting a stately horse and make him wince but one is but an insect and the other a horse still.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.

Be thou as chaste as ice as pure as snow thou shalt not escape calumny.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

To persevere in one's duty and be silent is the best answer to calumny.

I'll give you an idea of what kind of a guy he was. St. Francis would have punched him in the mouth.

The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."

Calumny is only the noise of madmen.

He that flings dirt at another dirtieth himself most.

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.