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Young men soon give and soon forget affronts Old age is slow in both.

Calumny requires no proof. The throwing out of malicious imputations against any character leaves a stain which no after-refutation can wipe out. To create an unfavourable impression it is not necessary that certain things should be true but that they have been said.

Macaulay is well for awhile but one wouldn't live under Niagara.

As long as there are readers to be delighted with calumny there will be found reviewers to calumniate.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. But then he has much to be modest about.

He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

It takes your enemy and your friend working together to hurt you to the heart the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

Injuries may be forgiven but not forgotten.

Why does our host always have tears in his eyes after sex? Due to the pepper spray.

Every word she writes is a lie including and and the.

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!

One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.

I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

I can't believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm you were the quickest.

That's what you think of me, is it, girl?" said his lordship, a glint in his