husband-quotes

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.

The easiest way to remember your future wife__ birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Money can't buy love, except on Valentine__ Day.

If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.

If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

If you try to buy love, you will go bankrupt trying to possess it.

When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.